For those who didn't know...I'm slightly dyslexic (not all the way just when it comes to typing and trying to type fast enough to keep up with my brain)...I just realized all the typos and forgotten words...hopefully you all got the jokes and interesting points.  Like low-fat pork rinds :)  You know it just dawned on me, this page is reminiscent of being high...not that I would remember...When else does one contemplate the idiocentricities of our world today. (Is that even a word 'idiocentricies, idiocentricities' I know it hurts  my brain too just thinking about it). 

MAN WATCH:  Well I just had the pleasure of meeting a fine young brotha at Phila Intl Airport.  He made the first move by contacting me.  An email, but contact none the less.  I replied a day later with some quirky humor and old skool flash backs.  He actually responded with his own wacky vernacular and this new spark is spectacular...however I am hesitant to seek him out further.  Is it wrong for me to be on guard?  I won't even ask if he is trying to jump my bones, because most men are (that was soooo not an ego boost but a fact for ALL WOMEN).  They (men and maybe some women)are trying to get us in bed...not that I have a problem with that.  I rather much like being in bed with them as long as they keep coming back.  Okay off on a tangent, back to my point, if I was even making one, should I keep up interest and look for potential possibilities or give the dating game a break and wait for fresh meat in the spring? Now accepting all opinions

Hey okay so I figured a bigger font is best.  This is definitely going to drive me nuts.  Well, to let those whom are interested to know, the "Why Men love Bitches" book was awesome!!  A definite must read.  I will have to put up a new posting, but it is quite enlightening.  Youd and Peasprout...actually all my homegirls need to read this.  I got Grierfoo hooked.  I'm thinking x-mas gifts since we are all spread out so far and I will not be able to see you all in person. 

MEN WATCH: Well ladies, its sad to say that the well is dry and I returned some potential buckets away.  For those who remember Barry Lowenstein aka my Jewish guy, well I literally kicked his bucket by-by.  Since then I haven't found any new water sources.  However, I am enjoying singledom once again.  Did I mention that all the people in Seattle were tall (exception being myself and other immigrants).  I think its the water and fresh air.  Oh yeah people are really quiet...I have never experienced such a quiet city.  Is it because they are trying to be environmentally friendly or did Microsoft scoop everyone indoors with sound proof barriers to ward off tourists like myself?  The guys were very granola-crunchy (O'Canada if that is still your thing you would have been in heaven).  I just don't think they are ready for chocolate.  Oooh I did however came across an Italian/Mexican mixed guy great bod and decent height.  Totally was feeling my "Wonder Woman" costume.  Maybe its because I had too skin showing.  I don't know how homegirl did it, but my girls were definitely saying "hello" to onlookers.  Did I mention I wore tights with it too.  Hilarious, I must have been drunk because I don't know what possessed me to even go there.  Oh yeah and I forgot about Chris.  Chris was a cutey (black, tight muscular body, soft lips, adorable face) but short.  Even though our body physics matched, his rudeness towards my friend and persistent attempts to get in my panties was a definite No-No.  I guess the surprise guy was on my return flight to Philadelphia.  While waiting for the crew to show up and unload luggage, I met a nice tall dark and handsome glass of water.  We talked probably for 3 hours and he invited me to some party his fraternity is having.  No ladies he is of age, I did not rob the craddle this time.  Why does that not feel like I spelled that right?  Is it me or does my stories seem to go on forever?  And why do I always talk in the form of a question?  We can dive into that later.   Bottom line, we (me and tall-water-guy) exchanged business cards and he wrote me an email.  At first I was excited, but now extremely cautious.  Weird right?  Well I think I will wait for him to contact me first before even begining to think about a date. 

Thanks everyone!!  Yeah thank goodness they won the world series (the Red Soxx, I mean).  I don't think I could handle another year of HBO showing the "curse of the bambino" its just sad ya know.  Now if the Eagles can work it out in some way then its all good!!  Super Bowl anyone??

You don't know how long it took me to get a font that works best with me.  This will do for now.  Its like having split personality disorder.  One minute I like Eurostar then the next its Chiller. 

N-E ways I just came back from the westcoast.  Oh before I get into my story I wanted to add this thought for some time.  Actually I tried to type it in, but some how got erased...so P.O.  Okay so it went along the lines of "car watching."  Its a sport that was popular in the 80's but slowly disappated due to "road rage" and car jackin'.  Well I found myself back in the game but had the unfornuate experience of witnessing a game viewed by little but played by so many.  Yes ladies and gentleman I witnessed "Booger Bowl."  Such a fowl and grotesque game, it requires only one player brave enough to dig in the comforts of the car while speeding down the highway.  I will admit to once...okay still a member I warn those who are watching don't look too long,  Ladies, if you go on a date with a guy beware.  Always check the carpet and seats when you get in and you may be surprised.  For those who have ridden with me in the past...no worries I vacuumed often :)  Well this was much funnier the first time I wrote it.  Now back to my story.

I headed out to visit my homegirl out in Seattle.  I thought I was prepared for the weather, the people, but no.  Well it didn't rain like it usually does (thank god) but it was erie chilly. I mean the kinda chill that gets in your bones.  You know black folks can't handle that kinda weather...speaking of I counted like 6 and they were all men.  There was a sighting of a sista, but we driving and the cross dressing look could have disguised the fact that it was a man.  Halloween was cool...can you imagine a black Wonder Woman?  Well thats what I attempted to do but it turned more into Lil' Kim on crack at an awards show.  Amazingly enough the FAN CLUB managed to find me there despite my look and location.  We headed up to Vancouver which should really be named Little Asia.  No offense to my Asian homegirls out there around the globe, but damn!  What happened to all the Canadians?!!  I think I will try Montreal next time for that hockey-loving-mounty-riding-french-speakers :))  Oh I forgot to put a disclaimer on my page.  It goes alittle something like this:

For those who cannot handle jokes, comments, etc about various races or cultures-DON'T READ THIS PAGE.  If you have a weak stomach or find shows like MXC(most extreme elimination challenge) offensive-DON'T READ THIS PAGE. If you don't have an open mind, heart, or a really big funny bone-DON'T READ THIS PAGE.  TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT INSTEAD! Thanks from lissabme

Hello to anyone checking out my sight...deep thoughts runs across everyones mind, but does thou ever speaketh?

No, unless you have an uncontrollable blurting issue or tourettes (don't think I spelled that right, but its all good)

Well I will first enlighten you all with my thoughts for the day:

Is it just me or does Pedro Martinez look like "Raggedy Andy?"

	Pedro Martinez allowed the Yankees four runs and seven hits in Game 5 of the ALCS. (Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Best in Show (2000) is a funny movie...Eugene Levy cracks me up with his two left feet!!  Favorite line from the movie was "Yes I have two left feet. It was difficult for me learning to walk because all I kept doing was running in circles...now I can walk straight...after a lot of training."  You have to see it to get it...hope you like dogs

From my latest read:

"SAFE + BORING + MAMA = NO SPARK"

"UNPREDICTABLE + NOT MONOTONOUS + HO (yes HO) = FIREWORKS!"

A George Carlinism: "I wonder if a person who comes out of a coma feels refreshed and well rested."  I know that was wrong, but funny

Things that make you go hmmm:

     -Black Republicans

     -Ugly babies

     -Talking on the phone in the bathroom doing #2

     -People who think W. is actually smart; conniving yes, smart NO

     -Craisins (raisins or cranberries?)

     -Low fat pork rinds

     -Will the "Curse of the Bambino" be lifted?

     -If so will the Red Sox the same hype that they have now?

More to come...lata

Currently Reading Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl-A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship By Sherry Argov see related

Deep thoughts by lissabme...this should be interesting